Captains Notes
Welcome to a new season for 2015
Team News
Our local black midfielder Auris has been injury free for the past 4 seasons. We did have a little scare after a bad rear tackle from the German International called Audi outside Sainsburys last month, but Auris escaped with only minor bruising. We have decided to drop him into the full back position to create room for our versatile 5 door white Auris in the middle of the park. All we need to fully strengthen our squad is a sharp striker in the next transfer window.
Rumour Has It
A little swan tells us that the top Japanese striker, Toyota’s GT86, has been shortlisted to join the team.
From the Treatment Room
Our squad has been receiving regular physio from FRF Toyota Swansea to keep them in great shape.
Driving is like football, it’s not always the best team that wins on the day, but through the season they will succeed. We wish Garry and the team a fabulous season and we all know it’s going to be a rollercoaster, just like driving tuition.
Ivor Nocash
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